They did !!!! Fluoxetine is working well on my brain but it took months to get the effects

Congratulations.

How did you do it?

i told you this year we are all gonna make it

t. talked to read woman today

Oh. Congrats, comrade Swissie... i guess...

 

My electrochemistry is weak enough to not bother if imma virgin or not. Good thing my boss never asks me if i have a girlfriend.

Your top priority in life is your boss' opinion on you or why does it matter if they ask or not?

You know, it doesn't count if you go fuck yourself.

Yeah

t. Fucked OP

I feel sad for Bernds, i am a Keinebernd, so i lost my virginity at age of 15 (not the ass virginity, this one i lost at age 29)

That sounds gay. You are gay.

oldman

His dad send me a letter

My wife confided in me recently that she has a scat fetish. I love her so we tried it this weekend but I really didn't enjoy it.

 

I'm on a throwaway since I don't want to talk about this on my main. So about a week ago my wife told me she thought the idea of eating my asshole was hot and she wanted to do it. I thought that was kind of weird so I laughed and said I guess we can try it but I asked her what was so hot about it and after some gentle prodding I got to the heart of the issue. She wanted to try eating my shit.

 

I love my wife so, so much. We've been married for 6 years, have two beautiful children and a wonderful life together. I figured that I could at least try it even though the thought makes me squeamish. For her. She definitely does sexual things (albeit a bit more "normal" things) for me that don't really get her off so I thought what's the harm?

 

Well she took the kids to her moms house yesterday and told me to shower. I showed and she had a drink for me when I got out. I drank a couple more then we went to the bathroom and got naked and she laid in the tub (for easy cleanup) and I crouched over her with my asshole exposed. She started kissing and licking it while rubbing my cock which honestly was not unpleasant. Then it got a bit weird. She was moaning and playing with herself while eating my ass then she moaned "Feed me baby. I want your shit. I want it all." I tried to poop but it was really weird and uncomfortable. Right as I started to feel it slipping out I heard her moan "Fuck yes!" then she sucked the small piece of shit right out of my asshole and started eating it. I felt so gross and uncomfortable that I honestly almost started crying. I watched the mother of my children and the woman I love suck a nugget of shit out of my ass and eat it. It was one of the most disgusting experiences of my life and I need to talk to her because she texted me today that she wants to eat more of my "special brownies" and I haven't responded. I'm going to have to sit her down and tell her I don't think I can ever do that again.

KC has been an oldpeople board for many many years

Kinda, i'll be 36 at May

please

older than 25 is old

 

t. epigenetics realist

maybe in the stone age when life expectancy was around 30 years

In Modern Russia it's like 40 for males, it's over no need to lie to the poor grandpa in his last waking moments

i love shiny pretty stones

i wish i had a collection of shiny pretty black opals

i would be so happy

i want to collect all the beautiful stones of the world, i would be so happy

i love beautiful stones so much

Once

Then collect some, i served my mikitesry service at former Finnish lands - near Keksholm, Karjaala is fucking full with stones, any you like

just been on a date bros, i told you, i fvcking told you we are all gonna make it

bernd boy is growing up

soon we will not post on kc anymore

once bernd - forever bernd

how was it?

maybe post on kc less then

KC is for 30+yo boomer only

i think alright, i think im making it

smoke weed and fuck them bitches

pussy pussy nigger nigger ayyyy

exactly

That's not a very good way of putting it. Yes pussy pussy and smoke weed, but in an autistic way.

Making what?

making it up