Why didn't you lick the minge?
...for the first time, mainly out of pure curiosity.
I'm phoneposting so no pics.
Where should I even start?
It was pretty empty because it's monday.
The funniest thing were two arab whores, when I was passing by their room they yelled assalamu alaikum at me, like it's not haram at all.
They had a tiny dog in their room too and I asked them why they keep it there, I wouldn't want the poor dog to see me fucking it's owner.
However they didn't understand me and just replied "dog is 50€ extra" with a thick accent. Damn crazy bitches man.
I chose one talkative, nice girl, perhaps in her early 30s. We talked a bit, she blew me off, I fucked her a little while being amused by her fake moaning. After a while she told me I should hurry because times already up and I was like wooowowow I thought it's 30 minutes I got but apparently it's only 15. Good girl sucked my dick again and I came, we hugged, and said good bye.
The sex was boring but the experience itself of going to a brothel was worth it.
Slovenia bro next time you come to Germany I'll go to a brothel with you.
TL;DR
I don't recommend it.
oh i see
well, technically it worked, my dick did its job but it just didnt feel any good because obviously i didnt care about the whore and had no feelings at all
the only reason i decided to actually cum is because I paid, i would have rather sat down and just talked to her for a while but I had a mission to complete so I fucked her
>The funniest thing were two arab whores, when I was passing by their room they yelled assalamu alaikum at me, like it's not haram at all.
more like, assalamu alaiCOOM, amirite
P.S. I'm not going to a brothel because I'm really fucking not interested in the physicality of fucking. It's a complete waste of time (and money).
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