Bernd
2023-03-18 18:45:54 ⋅ 1y
No. 261370
*blocks your path*
>i've heard you've been talking shit about russia
Bernd
2023-03-18 19:12:35 ⋅ 1y
No. 261376
Yeah... What are you going to do about it, suck my dick until I pass out?
Bernd
2023-03-19 06:19:46 ⋅ 1y
No. 261447
WAR CRIMINAL
WAR CRIMINAL
WAR CRIMINAL
Bernd
2023-03-19 10:00:17 ⋅ 1y
No. 261460
>>261287
*blocks your path*
Oh shit, I'm sorry.
Bernd
2023-03-19 12:51:21 ⋅ 1y
No. 261462
>>261447
This u?
Bernd
2023-03-20 04:11:43 ⋅ 1y
No. 261554
*takes a sample of your faeces before allowing you an entrance to the bunker*
*you wait for two weeks before the probe gets tested*
*produces a 300-metre long table between you and himself*
*sits down carefully, whilst trying to hide the shaking of his hand*
>haha I'm blocking your path
Bernd
2023-03-21 02:34:40 ⋅ 1y
No. 261700
>>261554
This is totally acurate, btw
Bernd
2023-03-21 21:12:09 ⋅ 1y
No. 261814
>>261700
Absolutely, there's very little exaggeration in that scenario. He's like an IRL parody of a capeshit villain basically.
Bernd
2023-03-21 21:51:31 ⋅ 1y
No. 261816
>>261814
Tbh, capeshit villains have historically been modeled after Russian thought patterns. It is a legacy of the Cold War propaganda – gotta instill into the burgers that this is how villains think.
Bernd
2023-03-21 22:04:39 ⋅ 1y
No. 261818
>>261816
Yeah, there's that too.
Bernd
2023-03-22 00:16:06 ⋅ 1y
No. 261832
Bernd
2023-03-22 01:28:50 ⋅ 1y
No. 261847
>>261832
kek