Where germany?

Souf has good food

There's like... kebab.

It's the only thing I really miss whenever I leave this place.

If you're on Wect and go to a German restauran, order Jägerschnitzel. Under no circumstance order "Jägerschnitzel" in the former Soviet occupation zone.

In fact don't order anything if you are in East Germany, bring your own food

That bad?

try: döner kebab

don't: bratwurst

real goymans eat currywurst :^)

what's this

this is what ossis call "food".

Eat Schweinebraten or Schweinehaxe with Knoedels and Kraut.

Looks ok tbh, perhaps the taste is bland ?

What places in germ are you going to visit?

Pickled knuckle of pork with puréed peas and Sauerkraut.

In contrast to the superior southern dish the Schweinehaxe, northern barbarians boil the pork instead of roasting it so the taste gets diluted into the boiling liquid and the outside of the pork gets chewy and tough instead of developing a nice crust.

why would you puree peas when they're already perfect

Pureeing peas can make them easier to digest for some people, especially for babies or those with digestive issues. Pureeing can also change the texture of the peas, making them smoother and creamier, which can be useful for incorporating them into certain recipes or for those who prefer a smoother texture. Additionally, pureed peas can be added to sauces, soups, and stews to thicken and add flavor without changing the overall texture of the dish. However, if you prefer whole peas and enjoy their texture as they are, there is no need to puree them.

not sure if chatgpt's written this

Ahh, brings me back...

Northern germans are not the best when it comes to decision making in terms of cooking.

Weißwurscht with sweet mustard and one or two Brezen. Also at the very least you should find a good bakery, buy some Brezen and eat them with butter.

do you guys eat sausage with every meal?

No, never. Tody for example I ate zero sausage.

 

t. Prussian

No. We reserve them for special occasions.

I bet you feel all queasy

 

every day is a special occasion

Don't know what that means and I'm too lazy to use a translator or dictionary

that's because you're queasy from the absence of sausage in your tummy

Rarity makes special things special. Excess is never a good thing.

I've never heard anyone call sausage special before

Sounds like you have never tried an authentic german sausage.

I'm waiting for a nice Bernd to give it to me

I'm sure you can order some from germany.

I love how the juxtaposition of souf cuisine with norf, and, dog forbid, ossi cuisine, is probably making the ignorami extremely confused

You used at least two words I didn't understand and I don't want to look them up

pic rel is a dog; what's the second word you didn't understand?

love

you should get a dog, then you'll know what love is