hello I like to build things

why don't you start?

mämmi sauna karjala

I come from Reddit

Hello?

 

Is there anyone here from the old kc?

 

We are so old now aren't we Bernd? Do you remember how we were? Do you remember when we only each other?

 

Maybe not, maybe it's for the best, but I remember still. I remember.

I do, and Ioved you all more than fat kids love cake.

 

We tried to stay together for so long, but we keep on drifting like lovers or boats sailing in the night.

 

How do I let you go Bernds? Im tired of waiting for you

I'm a pro shitposter with 50+ years experience in meme creation.

My specialities are low quality paint drawings and video shitposts.

In my free time I like to participate in autistic- and/or serious online discussions.

I have never seen a vagina.

https://googlethatforyou.com?q=vagina

Then you press where it says photos (or images, idk) :D

2010 reporting

 

I never cared about Bernd gay shit like muh feels and tf when no gf (cringiest shit ever), only about Serious discussions and assburger topics

Image does not count.

is that bad?

Yes. Vagina-having-seeners can't relate to the pain.

Pic-related would be me seeing a vagina for the first time.

then I wish you to see a vagina soon

Ty. Double the amount of wishers means double the probability that it happens. Right?

that's right, and when you finally see a vagina, think of me - the person who made it all happen

I wish you to see a vagina soon as well.

However (and that's common knowledge) a dick looks better and you'll see it yourself.

Will you be my wingman

Just show him your vagina already

Oh boy. Three times the wishers. My chances are going through the roof!

There seems to be something wrong with my calculator. When I try to calculate my new chances it keeps on showing 0. Can someone help me? Frens?

you must be born kein first and then you will start havibg non-zero chances

 

hope this helps fellow bernd fren

 

t. bernd fren

Set the Standard option lower.

It does not help! My chances to see programmer or scientist vagina are zero as well ;_;

I think I spotted the mistake

this is the formula I've used

[Amount of wishers] x [original chances to see vagina] = [current chances to see vagina]

Maybe three is still not enough?

the base probability of you seeing a vagina is not equal zero, silly

Even lower? I wouldn't know how to calculate with negative probabilities tbh.

And how dod you calculate your original chances? They seem slightly incorrect to me.

no, the base probability is 50%, you'll either see a vagina or you won't

 

t. scientist