Probably because he is gay and she is gay or something, there is also not many people living there

she left him because he couldn't even bother to try to get her off

Proof she left him?

common sense and mostly wishful thinking because I feel bad for her

You feel bad for a person in love? Love is God and thus beautiful.

well, Danebernd said that he doesn't care about her, so I'm not sure that's love

Proof???

you're welcome to scroll down and find that thread, but he said it's her problem that she hasn't had an orgasm and why should he bother when it's her job to come; I'm paraphrasing, but that's the gist of it

Maybe he's not that great in bed. He has to learn.

right, I agree, but how can you learn if you're unwilling to even try?

Maybe he is ashamed of his inability and is masking it with assertiveness.

Under very unconventional circumstances, some of which I wouldn't like to describe in detail.

We met and she initiated contact with me, all I did was speak to her and then it happened, I still feel like she shouldn't really like me as much as she does, but I can't complain.

Describe the circumstances in detail.

I cannot, all I can say is that we met through that.

Why?

I'd be talking about personal things to me if I were to mention it, and I don't really feel like doing that quite honestly.

Sad, you could help other Bernds

There's nothing to help other bernds, all I can say is go outside maybe and it could work out.

That's pretty much how it happened to me, I didn't do anything special in order to get gf other than just be myself and be outside.

I will say, though, that the fact that she likes me should be proof that any other Bernd that isn't myself should be fully capable of doing the exact same thing I do, considering the fact that I've sunk my entire life into an imageboard and lost all personality in the process.

The more I talk to her, the more I start to realize that she doesn't even really like me as a person, but she likes Bernd. The only difference there might be to lower or increase the chances are the way you look, and I wouldn't say I look exactly great or anything, so other Bernds should be able to do the same as me.

Elaborate. Do you speak in memes?

Do you use sayings like "such cases", "problems weren't" among many others and she thinks that it is quirky and cool?

raus KeinBernd!

You stole them from me, just look at your cringe filenames

Only me and a Bernd from Portugal posting bears regularly.

I have never seen a Portugese ball posting on here my entire life, fix your fucking filenames you noob

He post only on Pedochan.

Kys

Not like that, but I am an antisemite and all of the opinions I have politically and otherwise are directly related to how many Bernds are and how they see the world. I've spent too long interacting with other Bernds and it shows.

You can change that.

How many Jews have you met and talked to in real life?

me: (knowingly) 8

Probably like 5, but considering the amount of people I have talked to in my life which is rather low, then 5 is actually kinda much if you think about it.