mehh

Probably yes. But mainly for the adventure aspect and not out of patriotism..

Does your life lack adventure, fren?

Obviously. I would also enlist if we were going to invade.

too late

Yes.

I don't have a country, if I had my own then yes probably

Definitely not. I would immediately pack my bags and leave the country for the promised states of America.

maybe

Why not choose a country closer to Germany? Don’t you think America would be a downgrade compared to Germany?

Because in my war scenario I expect Berlin to get the nuke (even better: two) and the fallout and everything that follows will make Europe Somalia. I need to be on another continent and I really want to live in Alaska sooner later

I don't even know what my country is. The country I was born and raised in, the one I've got citizenship of, the one I've spent most of my life in are all diffirent countries. Which one should I defend?

it depends, if any other latin american country invaded us i'd go as a sniper (since it's a "safe" role) but mainly for the adventure experience and not for patriotism like the german bernd above, and also to practice

If a country like china or japan invaded us i'd gladly surrender

or you can go to La Patagonia, it's near from Argentina

Yes )))

I don’t think you can freely choose what you want to be in case of an invasion

no, i live in (((usa)))

defend my people

not kountry

the only upside to joining the army during an invasion is being provided with a weapon so you can shoot yourself when things become unbearable

 

but you can try, it's not like they'll be able to guard every meter of the border

They do through radar technology probably, Ukrainian males can't leave.

I know it's anecdotal evidence and whatnot but I know of a guy who sneaked through the woods to Romania

 

it's fucked up that men aren't allowed to leave

it means he is not man anyway

Depends

If it were Austria I'd collaborate

do you believe that men are disposable?

do you believe leaving everything you have behind and choosing to beg for mercy is responsible behaviour?

it doesn't matter what I believe, everyone should be able to choose for themselves

How to return to Communist Warsaw?

Very cozy. I wish I had a time machine go to commie pooland. I would have success in getting myself a cute blonde polette by just being a tanned American

I don't think you'd want to actually live there (or then, I guess); reality isn't a romanticized youtube video

Those were golden times for Poland

And everyone should be allowed to judge people based on what they chose for themselves, deal with it.

Actually I would.

As you may know we have some war here, it's not like somebody invaded us, it's more like we invaded, but shit hitted the fan and now we have mobilisation here. I used to serve in army, as a consript for two years and now they can mobilise me, I even kinda lil bit surprised that they didn't yet.

I am absolutely NOT a patriot of my country, I hate Putin and I am against this war, but it's not like I would have much choise

If it were your own choice?

Oh come on now...

If I would be mine - of course not. You know Russia is mostly like Germany, your country had some crazy imperialistic ideas and it was necessary to kick your ass, twice BTW, during WW1 and WW2 so you finally abandoned them, all those ideas of great Reich and finally started to develop your own country, despite teaching others how them to live, we need the same, we've lost the Cold War, it wasn't enough, we need to lose some more wars, finally to stop acting like a hurr durr Empire, even if we would lose some territories, like you lost Konigsberg, and Danzig, I am ok with that, I was born as a citizen of USSR,now I am citizen of Russian Federation, and I am ok with idea diying as citizen of some kind of Siberian Republic, or whatewer, if it is price to live in normal country, like Russia was for a very short time (2003-2012) I'm ok with that, so if it would be my choice, surely I wouldnt defend my country in its current status

cringe

fair enough

 

when it comes down to it, it's very much your choice to pull the trigger or not

Maybe.

Perhaps.

IDK.

HELL YES!!

That's a simple question, but part of a complex problem, called The Patriot's Dilemma.

Would I defend my country? Sure. Problem is, it would mean to defend all the things in the country that I wish to hell (eg. the status and wealth of corrupt Fidesz oligarchs, the weasel libs who spit upon everyone who has the flame of wish to defend the country). Just awesome.

Only if my country were a socialist workers republic.

Probably

C'mon, Perú of the north! The Soviet Stalin Palace of Culture and Science is the most sublime building ever in the history of the humanity, just take the W.

you need to be more subtle if you want to yank my chain

Im sorry you feel that way. Still think this is fucking gorgeous.

Depends on who is invading, and if they would execute me upon capitulation.

 

I’d rather fight for a better society for my countrymen and future for our children. Which will never happen from a century of psyops.

 

However, when the draft lottery goes ‘round and ‘round. I cannot escape Uncle Sam— for his grip is so tight, his eyes ever piercing.

Be a draft dodger,I value my life more than anything, nothing wrong with being selfish either....self preservation so I can live to be old maybe and screw lots of women along the way before I do... anyway, adios amigos.

No, I'm fighting only for my family.

I would defend my country even if it wasn't being invaded

No, and china is already invading us by setting military bases disguised as satellite launching stations on southern argentina. But i'm not complaining, i'd rather have the chinese here than the americans.

Never, I'd rather Suicide.

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Of course my horse, without any doubt.

A solid no.

I will defend Russia

I will defend your positive HIV test

Tiefschlag, frau Merkel.

Depends on the circumstances.

Oh yes, I am totally going to die to defend feminist, to defend their right to call me a monster, to defend their financial, legal and social benefits, to defend position as the literal devil that must be eradicated and punished just for existing. Totally dying for this shit feminist of a country. Totally, yes.

Meh, I'm lazy and they can't make me.