baza

Good.

It would be faster to jump off a skyscraper or something

Depends on how high the skyscraper is

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nigger

 

I will be the American hero Z deserves.

falling from 50+ is practically always lethal, let alone falling from even the least tall skyraper

50 m?

yes

Will I get a gf in Z?

You will most likely die. That's why I don't understand the Russian convicts who go fight for Wagner as well. I would rather sit 20 years in a Russian prison than to die on a battlefield.

I guess they hope to survive or aren't fully informed

It's Russian prison we talk about, it's not very cozy and, well, suited for life.

on russian prison people like you and i are tortured daily. at least on the wagner there is common cause and opportunity to surrender, with a nonzero chance they won't just shoot you ans leave your corpse for the pigs

More likely you get killed fighting on the ukrainian side, like those ex-marines who went to fight in Ukraine and the so called soldiers from the reddit battalion.

You're on the good side of history, my man.

After which you get executed with a sledgehammer as a traitor.

that is why you spend your time among the wags recording as much information as you can about your superiors, positions, equipment or lack thereof... make yourself useful to anyone whose hands you may fall into. only way for a szmalcownik like brendlefly to survive

 

most of them are still alive. from interviews i've watched they recognise they were inept at the start, but now are pretty much on par with the rest. ukrainian, russian, whatever.

turns out the true meme was the fearsome minority battalions made of sterner stuff than decadent bla bla bla bla. years of sucking kavkaz chode, for nothing

I would gladly volunteer for either Russia or Ukraine, but I'm too much of an avoidant schizoid borderliner :D

Trust nobody

I'm a gay thief

You mean you steal other men's semen?

A nurse gf. Bazed and siberiapilled

Sam from Metro 2033