This.
As an undiagnosed autist Bernd, I have to share my happenings
Yesterday, my housemate neighbourette has left her keys sticking outta her room.
I immideatelly assumed she want to try some "heeeeelp! raaaaape!" bullshit on me, so I left home panicking.
Nearly had an aneurysm despite not even being my thrties.
Unlike an autist, who would leave "because triggered", I pretty much had a "prepare for the worst: experienced neurotypical gonna law-billy me" reason