Women don't usually sleep naked. It's cold outside, you know.

What about fat women? They should be sufficiently protected.

Don't know tbh. If that's the case, would you still want to wake up next to one?

It's overrated, I can never sleep when someone is next to me it keeps me awake, there is no room, I get boners in the middle of the night, it gets too warm, it gets too cold because blanket is being stolen, etc. Sleeping alone is superior for a good and peaceful rest.

Just because you will never wake up with naked women doesn't mean you have to whine so much about it. Get on with your life.

Do females fart a lot in their sleep?

yes, they don't fart all day and then have to fart it all out at night

nice.

imagined

to elaborate further: wectoid females typically produce a lot more gas than males due to higher prevalence of falling for meme diets such as veganism or excessive consumption of dietary fibre

womyn metabolism naturally produces more gas d'ass than that of men

But it is also mostly females that try to avoid onions when eating outside. So they actively avoid gassy foods while males care less about these things.

I was thinking the no onions please is due to not having smelly breath?

It's not you say? Interesting

Edit: Source?

You can test it out yourself. Eat Zwiebelrostbraten or anything with caramelized onions and see what happens.

Onions do not make you fart though, they only make it smell bad.