Yes!

Mamma mia

what do you think boys do i have a career or what? its from my oc 'Radical! Cockhair Girl Rikitikitavi!'

Karin is such a top tier waifu, especially with the white tights.

There's a great eromanga with stomping and futa with her.

I react to your cockhair waifu using my custom futa booba pepson.

i went with a more primitive style for 'Heinous Elephant Machine Graniel'

very nice. lets see paul allen's illustration

Matthew?! Eviscerated Shuddering Flotsam

Nonce thread.

2D can't be nonced. 2D is pure love.

2D is pure nonce shit when they look like little girls

It was real in your heda.

rent free

t. misunderstander of rent free meme

Nonces live rent free in his head, that's why he thinks about them, even when he sees stuff totally unrelated to nonces (like 2D).

2D is just good and pure, simple as.

Moar 2D.

TFW when I will never receive a gift from a cute colleague

Do you even show up in the office anymore?

Yes, at least once a week. Next week I'll be there everyday. There is a super cute colleague who always wears pantyhose.

She's probably already bringing gifts to somebody who is always there unlike you.

Only two old ladies are there everyday. But she's too good looking and normie to ever like me.

wrong mindset brother

 

how about you start thinking of yourself as a KANG?

i know to plebs in your position it sounds ridiculous... but you'd be surprised what this could do

I never had an office romance too.

Imagine using the company email to arrange a 15 o'clock meeting in the toilets for a quick, raw fuck...

I would fuck 70-80% of my female colleagues

last year before quitting I wanted to complete the 3 levels of having being drunk, stoned and having had sex at work

 

 

sex was the only thing missing because there really are no private spaces and the toilet was dirty af

 

so on my last day there I heard that one office was entirely empty due to people having covid... I lured one female there, we cuddled, kissed and were totally ready to fuck but constant noises on the stairs of people going up and down only two doors apart from us gave us both paranoia so we didnt do it

I literally cannot fathom a foid agreeing to sex with me

one day when i dont fuck up going to slovenia ill fix you some quick pussy

or you come here..

We should organize a gofundme to bring Slov to Thailand.

have you been there?

 

i recently made ans thailand joge and it went as wrong as it possibly could

Lol, never show your power level. Never.

Been there many times and all in on geile Thai Transnutten.

In fact, just now a Thai ladyboy bar owner wrote me Valentines Day greetenings :3

KEK

 

i believe you but i still want PROOF!

I need to see it....

Heavily censored proofster, she's a good gal.

the bar owner is a woman? o.o

 

I didn't know they also used LINE in Thailand

Please tell me that the person who said this is a woman.

Why did you censor it and why is your phone in English (same question to >>254887)?

Yeah, a woman... with a 20cm schlong.

 

Worse, she's even your average r/de poster.

Because English just feels more natural, German feels so cringe these days.

You for real, nigga?

Even thoughts happen in English to some degree.

it shows

You're a tough sufferer, you'll suffer over that like a champ.

ofc she is... a very special person

she liked to repair my bicycle that i always broke

 

I knew she wouldn't like the joke but I dodn't expect her to hate it that much xD

 

actually just a few hours ago I encountered the lesbian drummer in a kebab store that hooked me up with her

 

Once you start using your tech devices in english you can't go back.

Also officially I'm a codemonkey.

Actually I think about today should be her birthday but I'm only ~30% sure.

 

Gonna wish happy birthday anyway hahhhhh