you should play a run or two if you want to have a chance to win

 

its a fun game but a little overwhelming for newbies

Do you have some secret tricks to give me an edge over the other Bernds?

Why are you here

no im also a noob

 

im always here??

You can never be alone as a German. Ever.

First tell me why you are here.

To make mad alle

You should put more effort into it. I'm not mad at all.

Because you have a stick up your ass

You might want to try it, too. It feels bretty good and relaxing.

You really want to enter a battle of Germanness?

No. It does not make any sense, because you wouldn't have a chance against me. Sniff on my stick.

i want a 3 page memo on my desk by 14:30 UTC tomorrow

Who is this semen demon?

Looks like AI generated Emilia Clark cosplaying Harley Quinn.

in 3 hours

https://www.boardgame-online.com?page=joingame&g=rXV3&k=b07Bz

https://www.boardgame-online.com?page=joingame&g=rXV3&k=b07Bz

starting in one hour

https://www.boardgame-online.com?page=joingame&g=rXV3&k=b07Bz

ah damn I'm just finna go for a lindy walk

Glad to see that this public offer for free entertainment is still active, I went out of my way to be here on time.

 

Didn't manage to learn the rules though.

I don't even know when it will be 14:30 UTC, only German time counts for me

13 minutes!

soon

last chance, join us

https://www.boardgame-online.com?page=joingame&g=rXV3&k=b07Bz

last chance, we're starting in one minute

USA WINS!

Was intense

It was fun. But it took me some time to get a hang of it.

Your dopamine receptors don't work correctly.

I know.

For every Bernd I would recommend dopamine detox.

Even for yourself?

For me especially.

How can you recommend something you've never done before?

Why do you think I’ve never done it before? It’s not something you only do once in your life.

how did you did it?