I didn't put them in the toilet. I took water from the water tap at the sink and used wet and dry paper to squeeze the shit out of the fabric. Also used an bidé to wash my butt thoroughly.

The boxers I squeezed under running water from the tap and then wrapped them in paper before carrying them home with me.

How much time did this take?

I spent probably long over an hour there. I had to undress, take shoes off, shit several times, clean the clothes, check if they were actually clean, smelling them, also wash my ass and make sure no new shit appears before I was confident to leave.

Scat rattles out dat ass with a shrat-a-tat-tat wutchu finka dat witeboi

Git dat fibre nukka

Yuh

Nigga git dem spinach

Yuh

Muthafukka betta eat dem greens

Yuh

Your US passport will arrive in the mail in 2-4 weeks.

Why not throw away the underpant at the toilet and just clean ass with the Handpaper?

Are you disabled?

This is a beautiful story, I almost cried

have you used any cleaning products? if not then you were just smearing shit water

That's why I don't go outside.

 

What were you doing in a school?

How to become a Russian Bernd?

Sign up for our private military forces, they might let you in afterwards.

he asked how to become a Russian Bernd, not a dead Bernd

Listen, least i can do is to serve my new country you're right about that. But i dont want to die yet, being a virgin and without experiencing love.. So first i get a cute russian gf and then i join the army.

 

We have a deal?

How will you benefit from a gf if you’re dying at war anyway?

That i die in that hypothetic scenario is uncertain, i mean if you go to a war there's a high chance of it, but you can also get out alive

Anyway you would spend most time away in the field and not together with your gf