That's in violation of McSafety laws. Only certified McDonald's personnel can safely engineer burgers, and only in a McKitchen during work hours. An amateur like yourself could have burned down the whole block with your shenanigans. Degenerates like you belong on a cross.

How many years in the mcdonalds gulag mining patties will I get for this violation?

You will be required to attend McDonalds University for retraining.

you can't do this to me, clandestine burger making was my way of life

I worked with burger king and provided them with many black market burgers, I made a lot of money that was red like ketchup

lol what the fuck

Each McDonalds has cyberpunk corporate extraterritoryality.

The dissidents will be tried in McCourts by McJudges and sentenced to the African salt mines.