Gluten morgen I am drunk

Moin Bernd

drinking coffee and working on get an working habbit

What kind of habit?

it's ans holiday's

Just woke up.

First wörking day and I literally did 0 (zero) wörk.

It's so comfy to come back a week earlier when nobody's around.

its 2nd of januray, hans, go to bed or get drunk

t. drunk in bed

Posting on a pokknr forum

Workgarch

Finally, wörk is over. Wanted to go to wörk gym, but too lazy now. Will go tomorrow.

go today, Bernd! you can do it

Yeah, same. Today I started in a new department and the only thing my colleagues did was talk about horoscopes.

I even went to my workplace last week just to go the gym there and then go home against.

 

I always suffer when I get sick and can't go to the gym.

Does your body look like the pic you posted? I'm skinny-fat, but at least I'm not obese.

Well not exactly like the picture. Eg. my skin is not green and I'm not actually a frog. Also more bodyfat and my biceps and triceps is smaller. I'm natty after all.

mfw

Good night, Bernds. See you tomorrow.

Good morning, Bernd bros. Will soon be off to wörk. Have a nice day.

Back to cagie

Good morning Bernd fren.

drinking coffee again and working on get an working habbit again after yesterday didnt work

Mahlzeit

Taking ans huge shit at the work toilet.

paid pooping is a sport and i'm also a master of it

t. pooping god

doesn't shitting in a public bathroom stress you out?

poop master

It’s not really public though

I can probably just walk into your workplace, ask if I may use the bathroom real quick and then proceed to fire off a massive unflushable brown rocket after having held in my shits for 3 days straight, without opening a window afterwards and possibly leaving some poop stains on the seat as well.

If anybody can do that to the bathroom you are using, it is too public.

No, you can't just walk in.

tell me where you work and I'll prove that I can

someone's scared I'll violate his favorite toilet

poop thread

Thanks, Moscow fren.

Good night, Bernds. See you tomorrow.

It's a little early to go to bed, no?

sweet dreams

 

he's a good boy

I wish I could get up this early. Usually I start working at 9am till 6-7pm. I just can't get out of bed earlier.

don't know about that, you just need to form a habit and stick to it (if that's something you want ofc), I used to go to bed at 2am and now I'm usually asleep by 11pm because I have to get up at 6am

Good morning, Bernd bros. Enjoying breakfast before taking off to wörk shortly.