Listen buddy do you wanna do this the hard way or the easy way?

I want to cancel my subscription now. I also want a refund premium is not wort my money, I want it back.

I'm sorry. We are bound to the terms and conditions which you agreed upon when you subscribed. We don't offer refunds or early terminations.

What would be features for premium that would make it more worthwhile to you? I could forward your suggestions for review to the development team.

HELLO, GOOD DAY SIR, THIS IS KRAUTCHAT IT SERVICES.

VART IS DOING WRONG TODAY SIR?

You can't do that

Non-issues tbh.

Sounds more like you're looking for minor inconviniences in the service to blow them out of proportion.

I want to speak with your boss, thank you very much.

I am their boss

Give me back my money NOW.

You could always upgrade your premium to kc platinum for only 9.99$ more each month. It gives you features like a personalized hat for your countryball that only you can see. Or you can let a machine voice read threads aloud for you. Also it would give you membership in our exclusive kc platinum club with its own private discord community.

You can't just cancel your subscription. The minimum contract term for the subscription is 24 months and you can only cancel within one month of the end of the contract. Otherwise it will be renewed automatically for the next 24 months.

Thank you for choosing kc premium.

Im not paying for this shit anymore.

I'm gonna sue you motherfucker, good luck talking with my attorney.

If you can't even afford kc premium I heavily doubt that you could afford an attorney.

We'll see who can't afford what once I sue you for everything you have :).

I'm sorry. We are bound to the terms and conditions which you agreed upon when you subscribed. We don't offer refunds or early terminations.

What would be features for premium that would make it more worthwhile to you? I could forward your suggestions for review to the development team.

Sending screenshots to my attorney rn, he’s gonna flip when he sees this.

Should've gone for KC Platinum instead of the pleb gold-version

You could always upgrade your premium to kc platinum for only 9.99$ more each month. It gives you features like a personalized hat for your countryball that only you can see. Or you can let a machine voice read threads aloud for you. Also it would give you membership in our exclusive kc platinum club with its own private discord community.

How does it feel to waste your money?

Let me speak with the president of Bernd.Group please.

In order to speak with the President of Bernd.Group, you must upgrade to a KC Platinum. It gives you features like a personalized hat for your countryball that only you can see. Or you can let a machine voice read threads aloud for you. Also it would give you membership in our exclusive kc platinum club with its own private discord community.

you need mod approval in irc first before you get to talk to the admin

 

t. mod

Bullshit I want to speak with the president NOW

NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

Give me approval motherfucker

Don't forget the auto-translate feature currently in development, using deep learning to translate all content on the website to your native language.

Also I heard that they are experimenting with an ai based reply assist.

It would be pretty nice to have an online picture folder already prefilled with my favorite frogs. This way I wouldn't have to upload my frog reactions from my device everytime I post and I would have my frogs with me on every device.