After years of posting on imageboards I have dedicated my entire life to becoming a shitposter.
It wasn't even something that I tried to become, it's just what ended up happening.
The more time I spend thinking about it, the more I realize that I don't even care about being right or not, but I want to shitpost in a way that gives me the most attention possible, and the only way to do that is to say absurd things that aren't even correct but get attention anyways.
I have been chosen to live this lifestyle, I even like shitposting in real life where I just say retarded things because people might find it offensive or just plain retarded, and it makes me feel good every time someone reacts to it. The very fact that someone could react to anything that I have to say, the fact that they consider me anything but a complete retard, means that I win. I win, I keep winning, I can't stop winning.
