If you were an aryan german loli

Post your settis

Yes, and?

Moscow atm is covered with fresh snow

Do you have to go outside today?

No, but I will still do it after work to keep the sanity up. Just walk around for 30 minutes, maybe go check the garage for no reason. Such is the fate of a remote wagie.

That's really bad, I'm sorry

Here at the warmest place of germany, everything is covered in snow :3

Snow garch

on my way to work there's a section of sidewalk that's made of granite or something and shit's so slippery that I fear for my bones every time; today I tried an alternative route and it's also made of granite; I don't even want to know what kind of moron approved this

 

I hate winter

I was drunk last week, I think I got drugged and I slipped and hurt my arm, it is not usable and swollen

you should go see a doctor

Why don't you work from home?

cause it's my first month there and they want me to get to know everyone (and vice versa) + it's supposedly easier to ask questions and learn stuff in person (not saying I agree with that or think it's necessary, that's just what the boss said so whatever); I'll be 80% remote starting January; the real problem is that fucking granite

What kind of shoes do you wear?

doc martens

Can someone be more stereotypical lmao

I am my own doctor. Bought some exercising support from sport store

I dislike working from home. Sitting in my flat all day everyday gives me depression.

nope

 

if I didn't know better I'd think you're scared of doctors

 

we should switch, I love being at home all day

Well with you by my side I wouldn't mind being at home all day either :3

I bet you say that to every Bernd

I like working from home. You can have sex during the lunch break. The food is much better, too

I wouldn't say that to swissy. You can be certain of that.

well, now I feel special

GAY

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Babe, you are so special. If you would go for a run, you would qualify for the special olympics.

my legs are too sore from doing deadlifts yesterday, I need someone to massage them before I attempt any special running

How much do you deadlift?

Two corpses.

What kind of corpses (male/female/child/grown-up). Also how much water content is still in them?

60 kg; inb4 that's light that's more than I weight

You should eat more. I see lots of skeleton men in the gym that don't make progress because they are obviously not eating enough. A juicy ass is made of muscles.

I might be biased but I'm decently muscled and definitely don't resemble a skeleton (at least not anymore); not everyone is 2 meters tall

I really wonder how you ended up here tbh.

Two dry mummified babies.

I started lurking polish imageboards in 2009, then someone showed me old krautchan, then old krautchan died, then I quit imageboards altogether because things, years passed, then couple of months ago (I think it was september) I typed krautchan into google search and here I am; don't worry, there are a lot of things wrong with me

 

where can I find those?

Egypt.

Do you wear doc martens with extra thick soles to counter the dwarfism?

 

I once had a colleague that was maybe 160cm high. I always found it amusing that she wore putin-tier shoes because even with the two extra centimeters she remained really smol and it just showed her insecurities.

kek

 

nope, I'm 171cm and fine with it

She? Why would a women be coping for height? Why did you find it amusing? Women can wear whatever high heels or boots they want, the increase in height is completely irrelevant. Attempting to be taller is purely a male thing, women do not need to be tall.

Some want to be tall and elegant like a model, but yes for most it doesn't matter

Females have hardships and insecurities as well. This might be a hard thing to grasp as an Incel. But its do.

The only thing worse than an incel is a mansplainer who thinks he knows what it's like to be a woman, ugh

While that being true, it's such a small number, they have completely different things to worry about. Only men are insecure about their height.

 

Point to the part where I wrote women do not have hardships. Oh that's right, you can't, cuck. The only part I wrote is that women do not have issues with height. I guess it's too much for your coombrain to understand such a simple difference in a sentence.

The stupidity of you people surprise me each day. At least throw a proper argument in the future.

The air is too cold to breathe

I can't think of a single (modern) female hardship that I can genuinely empathize with or that I take seriously. Maybe the pain of childbirth? But even that has largely been streamlined. Their lives are markedly and noticeably more charmed than those of their equivalent male counterparts.

Most of their suffering arises from structures for which they themselves loudly advocate.

Thats just a retarded statement. Have you ever seen a model that is a dwarf? Long legs are a beauty standard among femoids. Also when everybody is able to lock down on you this certainly does something to your psyche. It must be also pretty shitty to live in a world build for people with a normal height.

Your statement is based around what types of women males chose as their partner. But thats only a tiny subset of the life of a person and femoids have zero problems finding someone to fuck them.

Apologize.

kys

I hope you dressed warm today

 

it says more about you than about women

You are projecting your own insecurities and fears into others and assume women think and feel like you. Fix your self esteem, bro, your shortness is no big deal.

And forget about your models, male models look like shit too, it's completely irrelevant for the average person.

Sorry, I didn't understand, what does it say about me? You didn't specify.

swissy tier post. I'm fairly tall and never had problems with height myself.

Just apologize to me for your retard posting and we can get over this, fren. Everybody makes stupid posts once in a while and yours just took the cake. It happens.

its dont

It's do. If you go straight up to ad hominem that is swissy tier because it is everything he does. You should apologize, too.

There is nothing to apologize for, I have been correct about all my claims, unlike you. And the mere thought of apologizing to a spineless little worm like you makes me want to puke.

You sound pretty angry and unbalanced tbh. I think you'll feel a lot better after you've apologized.

I’m not him but here are my settis

can I trade my -10 with you?

Depends on the % of humidity, how much is it?

80%

He would literally freeze to death

really? I don't even zip my jacket up yet

Non-white people can't cope with the cold.

Shitty weather, but right now my balls are sweating just by breathing so I accept your offer

 

Thankfully I am https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peruvians_of_European_descent and also a regular climber of mountain peaks here

enjoy your 30 cm layer of wet and dense snow

You live in one of the most richiest city in the world...

 

 

SO WHY YOU UPSET????????

 

 

btw now is -3 in Moscow

So Moscow is cold, also dark and poor?

you can also get beat up by omon

Unfortunately, yes

 

but it's definitely a safe place

I can go for a walk in the middle of the night and no one will kill me

do you, by any chance, go on those walks wearing a black helmet, a bulletproof vest and carrying a nightstick?