Bump laugh about swine.

That's my favorite topic!

You're doing it wrong though. Who even cares about WC anymore?

Stop the blahblah you sound like a German show straight up how much you hate those krauts.

oh, it's good to see you, I've been meaning to ask you something; could you explain picrel?

Germans like prezels rather than sweets. Especially when their sour.

do you like sweets?

He's a sweet himself

awww

Polish Girls cannot resist my Swissroll.

You have to wait in line to get the Swissroll.

I'm not native actually and the one thing I never undrestand about dutchies after all these years I live here is the stuff they call food.

no line needed, we can share

 

what's the weirdest food you've seen so far?

So you little boys watch football? I'm ashamed to share the same web page with such bydlo plebs

Arschbiertittenbünzli. Echte Männer trinken kein Bier davon wachsen dir Titten vom Östrogen im Hopfen.

oh no

You have to admit that he is pretty annoying. Be honest!

he's like an angry little doggie that barks at you and nips at your ankles but what he really wants is to get some ear scratches and cuddle in your bed at night; it's probably mostly my imagination but I can't help to find it a little endearing

 

but I guess it does get a little old when he repeats the same thing over and over again with little to no variation

His unreasonable anger might be cute at times but he will still hate you and shit in your flat every day. Eventually you will get fed up with your flat stinking like dog poop all the time and you will realize that the only way to ease his eternal anger is to stomp on him.

I'm too much of a softie for that

You're getting annoying too , just be chill and stop acting like a woman

just "getting" and not "are"? that's high praise, thank you Bernd

I like him for acting like a woman. It gives me a daily standup.

As a PO myself, the scrum innuendo is annoying

He doesn't know...

Bernds being angry and grumpy all the time is annoying. It is sunday and you are being here willingly. Enjoy yourself.

I never said I wasn't annoying to be fair

If you'd done a retro once in a while you would realize that this does not get you closer to your definition of done. Life is timeboxed you know and being annoying does not earn you any story points.

what if being grumpy is how he enjoys himself?

Nobody enjoys being grumpy. You can't be happy and grumpy at the same time.

I enjoy being angry/sad because it feels so good when I finally calm down; our little grump could be happy afterwards

Honey please. When you pout the whole world around you does everything in their might in order to see your sweet little smile against. But that is not how it feels for the ordinary Bernd.

I'd ask how it feels but I suppose you wouldn't know since you're no ordinary Bernd

It is hard to describe for me. I try to suppress all my negative feelings. Maybe another Bernd can help you with that.

how does suppressing your feelings work?

Don't engage with your feelings but ignore them as good as you can. Be like a rock.

seems easy enough since sometimes I'm not even aware of my feelings; but that can't be healthy for you Bernd

Nobody ever said that Bernd life is easy or healthy. But it is how it is.

don't worry, soon we'll all be dead

Why 10 days ban germshit?

Why do you wait the 10 days out and come back? Don't you have any self respect?

Kys glue huffington.

is the germ here the same gaslighting mod and the same as wojak?

Yes

Pedo

srs or buls? would imply wojak was the scummy mod

Only a disabled person would be that miserable or a cop.

i'm on approx a 4-5 month ban

miserable people can be decent..btw

Give them hell. [email protected].

Cops are no human beeings and shooting one is like flushing poop..btw

swiss is most based here now and sees it. it used to be this way when terminator was created in the 80s

ok you're an idiot then. so you go back on your own comment?

Just do glue it's way better than posting childporn on kc with your real IP adress everyone knows now on IRC. Btw the kohlmods gave out your ip a week ago when you did that pedothread with that white dressed girl. Huge mistake pedo.

is that what you do?

I am not a pedo like a kohlmodcuck so no XD

Fuck of gays and pedos.

but you don't deny sniffing glue; got it

Why do you hate that picture? Are you a women?

it's almost suspicious how hard you try to deflect and change the subject; sniffing glue is really not healthy and I'd hate to see you hurt

Should we have an intervention for our Swissroll's glue problem?

absolutely we should

Woyak aka the gluekingpin of Kurwa.

I know you don't mean that, swissroll, it's the glue that makes you aggressive

Never give up trying. One das just like that you'll wake up beeing a real women.

are you trying to flatter me?

No. I have multiple fuckfemoids. I am not an ugly beta nerd disabled blooming into a faggot. Ewwwwww.

indeed

 

 

let's mock Schidts

jealous, you have playmates

 

i will keep calling Swiss people "swissies" just out of spite

Pardon your bad.