you always talk about dicks, are you gay?

No. But you sound hurt. Are you an american? How does a big gut with a small penis feel? Since I have a big cock I cannot relate and have to ask, how does it feel to be smaller than the average small japanese penis and a micropenis of a chink size? How do you cope? Do you have an AR15?

Men always have this weird thing with comparison. Like why would japanese penis size matter for somebody who lives on the opposite side of the planet? It's not like he would compete for women with japanese men in any case...

I am a Winner of globalisation.