i wanted to go outside but it's raining and it's cold

Huh, so there was an eclipse going on today

 

I wondered why outside was too dark for 2PM but didn't think too much of it

so pretty

That shit happens like every year

Türkiye number one

that's not a reason not to get excited, you sad sack of bones

I bet you even still celebrate your birthdays

I actually don't

but I can celebrate yours if you tell me when it is

I hate people congratulating me on my birthday, I never put the date on social media or tell anyone about it. Maybe I would be looking at it differently if they offered their condolences instead of wishing me stuff

what if they congratulated you on being one year closer to death?

Yes, maybe

tell me the date so I can mark it in my calendar and think of you and death

No

I think you confuse me with somebody else, I'm just a little nihilist

you are mean

 

honestly yes

then it's a good thing I'll be long gone before I reach a point when I'm unable to exist without assistance

that would be nice, but no

well, there is no problem, I'm not self-loathing or depressed or feeling lonely/isolated, I just think life is mostly a pointless bother I didn't sign up for and no amount of distractions is going to change that

Wow, fuck off you fucking misogynist scumbag

In Russian (and other Slavic languages) the word death has feminine grammatical gender and the grim reaper in these cultures is udually depicted as female.

can confirm