I would have been so much happier if I studied history

I would have been so much happier if I hadn't been born

#MeToo

Not true, happiness cannot exist without a vessel

I'll let you know when I'm dead

wow edgy

where have you been? I've missed you

bolan please, you don't know me

just stop being so edgy for once

I can't, you rubbed off on me

maybe you should choose the people you surround yourself with better

perhaps, but you seem unable to part with me

are you gay or something?

I am straight

that's a weird thing to ask, don't you think?

It's a perfectly reasonable question given we are two anonymous people talking in an imageboard for autists

I suppose I can satiate your curiosity and tell you I'm bisexual

happy?

Cryptic, provided you are the sex I previously implied then it holds no interest to me

If you are, then I'm sure it must feel good to know yourself that well. But again, I have no interest in it beyond doing what we are doing now, which is shitposting on a very intimate level.

uh-oh, and if I weren't the sex you've implied then you'd be interested? wouldn't end well, can tell you that from experience

it does feel good to know yourself, but it's such a lengthy process (maybe even never-ending)

You have no idea how high standards I have, not only just for how a girl looks but things that go beyond that as well. I could act as if it would hold a large amount of importance that you are female but the truth is that I have such unrealistic standards that you wouldn't be able to meet them regardless of whether you were a girl or not. The thought of it is more fun to play around with than the actual thing to me.

You learn something new every day, I guess. I think it would be a boring existence to live a life where the sense of wonder wasn't there, learning is an integral part of living and the more possibilities there are to learn new things the more exciting life becomes.

It's not for autists, you just happen to be here

 

t. non-autistic person

the assburgers legacy of old KC is also present in this site

What's the best form of retardation or disability to have? One that gains you all the benefits and sympathies and understanding in balance with not having to be full-blown incapable of managing a life or perceiving your surroundings

is it still inceldom when one's standards are so high that no one can possibly meet them?

 

I think today's most important lesson is that you can be nice when you want to

 

why, are you planning on giving yourself a disability?

I've realized just now that I have not gained anything from this interaction except for trying to revive some long gone hope of trying to identify with a female over the internet

It's unfair that I should give you more attention than towards another assburgers on this site simply because I have some fictional idea of the possibility that we could potentially meet or have sex that comes naturally from interacting with a female

I have to admit, you are just words on a screen to me and the things I said while entertaining at first lost their appeal shortly after

I am analyzing you and I don't feel like there is much potential for a conversation that could be fruitful for both of us, and for that reason I have decided to stop posting.

Have a good night.

Being Russian 🪆

Lol, it doesn't give you any benefits though

 

It's Natalia dude, she was flirting with you but you blew it

fair enough, have a good day

a well-functioning brain is both a treasure and a pain