I have never been invited by the jewish community

I would be super nervous about accidentally breaking some religious rule and causing a scandal

Does they have good food?

latkes are delicious

you cant spoil a potato indeed

Quite a high probability of acquiring Jewish gf

Don't forget that most of the people there have probably a real Alman-German heritage and are converts

good evening i love women

Yes, please. I'm assburgers for different religions.

booba

Alright then, mission accepted.

have fun and keep an eye on your foreskin

its already 404

already? damn, aren't they sneaky

phimosis

that's what they want you to believe

open your eyes, Bernd

You are officially a shabbatos goyim.

so you asked me to be banned and you are a jew

the schizos have logged on

Network with them and get yourself a job at the jewish bank

https://www.jta.org/2022/09/06/global/are-too-many-germans-converting-to-judaism-the-debate-is-roiling-germanys-jewish-community

 

Enjoy your Kartoffelparty

Okay I am alive and it was pretty cool.

Tons of vegan food that was actually great and a lot of singing and dancing.

I will write details in my train home.

 

Also I got one of the best blowjobs ever.

Meh, didn't worth it.

So yes apparently they often invite non-jews to celebrate sabbath with food and music to share their culture. Besides me there was one guy from moscow who wasn't a jew and a woman that I didn't really talk to because she sat far away.

 

It took place in a medium sized living room so it was pretty cramped, as we were probably 12 people in total.

It was the family who lives there, the local Rabbi (a strongly religious guy who was very cool though, apparently one of his hobbys is DJing), a jewish babushka from ukraine who came here because of the war, some others that I didnt know and us three goyims.

 

The thing that surprised me the most is that after it got dark, it was ALL candlelight used, no electric lights. They had like 50 candles hanging from the ceiling and a lot on the table too and some on the walls and windows.

It was still rather dark but cozy.

 

Before eating, they praid and sang songs. Mostly hebrew, but some yiddish songs too.

During the food it was just normal conversations. If there was to mention something, it is that they were really caring. As my glass gets emtpy, someone would notice and fill it up again for me and they did this to each other.

 

After the food we sang more songs and the table was folded smaller and put aside so there was a place to dance in the middle of the room.

I could back them up with my guitar because most songs they sang were some easy three chord folk songs, some of them I even knew like hevenu shalom alechem.

 

Then it was already very late and people left one after each other. I was kindly offered to sleep there because my train connection sucked and so I did.

 

I'd think so too, yes.

But the woman who cooked really seemed to know what she was doing, never in my life have i had such good vegan food.

A lot of different pumpkins, brow rice, salads, something meat-like that I already forgot what it was, all together with these oriental spices and many other small dishes to choose from.

 

My mind was blown.

were you acquainted with the hosts beforehand?

yes

 

months ago their daughter picked me up on the street and i have talked a for few minutes to her mother and brother on a street festival a while ago too

Did you fugg the daughter

You always take your guitar with you, am I right?

yes

 

often, yes

theres always a tooth brush and fresh underwear in my guitar bag

 

i have tinnitus and it's the only thing that calms me down if the beeping spikes

also since i can't have a license i am forced to deal with Deutsche Bahn all my life which leads to plenty of free time at stations

i have tinnitus bcoz am on antidepresant

on the rare occasions I experience tinnitus these really help

https://mynoise.net/NoiseMachines/neuromodulationTonesGenerator.php

https://mynoise.net/NoiseMachines/impulseNoiseGenerator.php

i have it only when in bed and not when standing or sitting

wtf, sames

it sometimes changes with the position of my head

 

perhaps we sat in front of the PC for too long?

Get a job loser.

are they hiring in the nuthouse you're currently locked up in?

Wojak whore of poland you are disabled. Why dont you kill yourself. You can do that in Switzerland legaly. Codegarch is my job and yours is beside getting disability payment slavshit?

you need to work on some new insults before you stop being entertaining

Everybody's favorite Swissyboy is back

Did they eat or drink Goyslop?

This forum is ded

mykola

 

do you need some free lifehacks to keep your sleeping area warm?

 

1. raise your matress over ground to avoing the contact with the coldness of your floor

 

2. use some kind of bed warmer. A hot pan may do -- it worked alright for 1800's USAnians

no

 

also why did you make me google this

Иди нахуй

does this work for you?

most of the experiences and stories of bernds like that seem surreal to me, endless work-lurk-sleep cycle with extremely generic interactions with people, every interaction I have is initiated by me, every contact with other people had to be maintained by me, maybe such is life of npc

well, Poles don't really like talking to strangers in public places (unless they want to sell you something, steal from you or are mentally unstable)

90% of interactions i get are initiated by me too

i will try

WHAT THE FUCK no this is torture

even if it helps id just go nuts insteada lol

it helps because you stop hearing ringing in your ears afterwards

this

For how long do I have to listen to it until it works, my head starts hurting after 2 minutes

Ok I listened to it for 5 minutes and the beeping in my right ear already turned into a softer rushing, impressive

5-10 minutes usually works for me

but if it makes your head hurt then you probably shouldn't listen to it