Eat goulash, have sex with 10/10 girls

Eat langos, but don't have sex.

I dunno.

Avoid getting ripped off by taxis and restaurants.

Everyone will be rude, as you go more east the more rude.

Barely anyone speaks English.

 

Smoke meth with Zsa Zsa Gabor, she's of age now and meth is legal.

if you go on the wine regions go drink some, it is gud

 

also

this

 

be prepared to communicate by handwaving

 

We paid the equivalent of 52€ for three langos at the central market. They even tasted bad.

what le fuck?

I ate langos for about 1600 hoofs iirc (4€)

Probably a tourist trap.

Heh. She's at least a millennia old corpse now. Patrician taste.

 

Just embrace Hungarian:

 

The bill included:

When was this? Before "wartime inflation", or since then? Barely matters "overcharging" isn't really the term that covers this hücpe (hutzpah).

 

That's more like it, especially with the "wartime inflation" (previously I estimate it would have been 800-1000HUF). As reference I only have data from 2017 in my town you could get lángos for 200-300-400 HUF, increasing amount depending the proximity of the buffet's location to touristy places. Varying quality, any of these was potentially good.

Good one.

Perhaps swissbro saw price of 5200 hoofs and had a brainfart moment converting that into 52€?