mr officer I was just joking about global warming being a scam please don't arrest me I have two children to take care of please officer I am a huge fan of greta thunberg she is basically my hero please believe me I wasn't sober when I made those posts mr officer I think of the melting poles and poor polar bears every single day and I think it's a tragedy that people drive around in cars that aren't eco-friendly personally I own a tesla because I think it's the way forward for how the future should be honestly it is a statement I am making by driving a tesla they are awesome and I love elon musk too but not as much as greta thunberg she is basically a super human please officer my tesla should be enough proof that I am climate conscious