H-hello, I'm Bernd Lauert. Do you want to talk about the industrial capacity of the Ottoman Empire during the Great War?
If you traveled back in time and had to seduce the Kaiser's Daughter what would be your opening line? Additionally how would you impress her father?
You clowns will be kissless virgins forever with that line of thinking, The correct answer is to shoot Archduke Ferdinand and while the the Kaiser is dealing with the calamity you sweep up in and tell her "I'm a time-traveling American and I'm here to tell you that in 100 years we'll still be in love"
