no

I've been ignoring all the ukraine stuff

(also haven't been to kohl in many months)

No

im already planning our wedding

Ok, good luck with your new store gf.

uhh

https://bernd.group/kb

Where can I find the gf store?

At the north Pole.

girl liked my new facebook picture (we are basically fucking already)

when's the wedding

next summer, we will time her impregnation this autumn so we can celebrate my birthday, our wedding and the kids birthday each year easily

To think about it a strawberry salesgirl seemed to smile at me when I walked past her stall a few days ago. I bet we're already having sex.

i bet that whore has smiled at other men in the past

 

dump her

u need glucuronolacton, it is added to energy drinks.

say "ur cute <3"

then they will become ur gf

Did you forget to turn off the proxy, or did you steal the girl from that swede?

I should smile at men more.

It seems to make them happy.

be my gf please

homo!

Umm what? Neither? I'm sharing my personal keinbernd-moment.

nobody wants to be smiled at by some flamboyant gaylord

The bottom floor of my apartment building was full of scents from girl perfumes before they head out, it was almost like having a gf

kein

Your gf

White ppl smh

Ayy kek

I hate those smells so fucking much.

Literally fucking shower come on how hard is it

Same, only thing worse is walking past a guy and still smelling his perfume 20 meters later

me on the right.