Who doesn't watch his poop? It's very useful information about your well-being

Checks out

That way one does not have to ask his african american bull to convey such information in a verbal manner to oneself.

The colour and form of your feces can tell you if you have a healthy diet or not

Germans do this thanks to their pork-heavy diets

 

If you eat a lot of pork you are more likely to have worms

 

Additionally, engaging in homosexual activity vastly increases the likelihood of having parasitic worms

 

This is because it is not sanitary or medically healthy for a man to lie with another man as if with a woman

 

It proliferates parasitic worms and deadly STDs such as HIV, the latter of which increases your likelihood of suicide

 

Homosexual worms!

Stop appropriating german culture you bigot