That feel when no Sabaka.

I sell him weed because I am a degenerate

Heh you are alright holmes, you know how to roll a blunt?

 

The fuck you just say? You think I'm a fool?! I'mma blast you motherfucker *powpowpowpow you are dead*

 

You selling shit in my territory gringo?! I'mma blast you *powpowpowpowpow you are dead and your testicles are being eaten by a pitbull*

 

Brap brap brap ese.

¿Apoco si muy vergas? Pinche puñeton, vamos a ver si como roncas, duermes.

 

(Sorry mod, this phrase is so full of slang that would be impossible to translate it)

Damn my asshole gets wet just from reading that out loud and I'm 100% straight

KEK I can’t take that seriously