Additional info: 2x Krombacher (generic German Pils), 1x Efes Pils, 1x Kozel Czech dark beer (which was good but it contains sugar for some reason which is cringe)
Holy shit I got really lucky, just found a dead wasp in my wine glass. It could have stung me in my mouth and could have killed me or at the very least left me incapable of licking minge for a couple of days
Just pissed all over my feet because my foreskin was somehow in a weird position while pissing and I didn't notice, I'm not even that drunk what a disgrace
In Germany we say when you once got a bad hungover from drinking too much Jägermeister you will hate its taste forever. Can confirm, I'd rather drink cheap vodka than that stuff
Like the tip is inside the skin. Its like she's got nipple foreskin or something. Usually the areola is large, but the nipple tip is more bulbous and cylindrical.
I have never seen that kind of nipple before. Neat.
I have an Ukrainian girl in my contacts and I was thinking about asking whether she wants to take a walk, what do you think? Will probably withdraw that idea once I sobered up
