No idea if these are originally Russian or not but I've definitely seen them on reddit few years ago
Russian memes.
>That's your father's lightsaber. He slaughtered 30 kids with it.
>That's your father's lightsaber. You're living in this bumtown because of him.
>That's your father's lightsaber. By the way, do you know that your sister guzzles lobsters on Alderaan?
>That's your father's lightsaber. By the way, I cut off his hand and both legs and left to die near lava.
