i already fucked today and will again soon))

It was honestly a let down. It was kind of stressful and didn't feel nearly as good as my finger. I know I'll always be better at getting myself off than anyone I'll ever meet, and fantasizing about getting fucked is better than actually getting fucked.

 

So you're not really missing out on much. At least that's just my opinion.

you're gay?

ezpz

u a grill??

Ah shit. Should've acted more autistic and been more careful with my words.

You got me.

ok... wanna be my gf?

My answer depends entirely on how many Spongebob stickers you can eat before vomiting.

He's gay

He's a girl

GET HIM

im quite confident about my skills and i believe i could eat at least 5

 

?? grill (male) or grill (female)??

yes, all womyn are gay

Weak. Only the strong will prevail. Get back to me when you are confident that you can eat at least 87.

 

its dont

tomboys aren't gay

I was in the same situation as you op. But I had a testicle removed when I was twelve. I never had sex with my ex-girlfriends, out of shame. In the end, at the age of 21, I had sex with a transsexual. Now I have herpes and I haven't had sex since that time.

 

gfgarch

That's a beautiful story

some guy with 1 ball has had several girlfriends meanwhile I have never evered

If only you knew what things you can achieve with only 1 ball

That was a myth, Hitler was a normal person with two balls and not one.

he suffered a groin injury from a artillery shell fragments and one of the balls had to be amputated

were you injured or was there some congenital issue

Destroy Europe and completely ruin nationalism's reputation for 100 years?

He didn't destroy Europe lmao, it was bombed and raped by the Soviets, assisted by the Allies

Dude, he literally invited the Soviets to do it together at the beginning.

Also it wasn't Soviets and Allies that forcibly conscripted 20 million Europeans to send them as cannon fodder to the front.

Dude bro, he literally vanquished them but the combined evil of the Soviets and Allieds proved to be to much. If the USA would have not ruined everything, Europe would have been saved, instead all of eastern and some of central europe was raped, looted and destroyed for centuries to come under the murderous and genocidal rule of the Soviets

No, Europe would have been destroyed, Hitler's plan was quite literally removing all of eastern and the non-German central Europe.

Also, Hitler literally invited Soviets to assist him in raping of eastern Europe.

Hitler himself declared war on the USA

it's unrealistically funny

Hitler also larped about how injuns are based and honorary aryans and how he wants to liberate them from Amerikwa, all thanks to excessive consumption of Karl May.

they were already at war before he declared

With Japan.

Who attacked US.

with germany too, hitler just made it official

Sounds pretty joojamazoozled.