Dicktators of shithole nations gather together to discuss new ways of being a cunt
A Russian, a Kazakh, an Azerbaijani, an Iranian and a Turkmenistani walk into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long table?"
The destruction of Russia would be really bad for all of them. If Russia falls apart, the pieces of Russia would be really unpredictablem armed with nukes and chemical weapons and who knows what evil can arise out of ashes of Russia. You better not disturb this dark forest, if you dont' want a monster jump out of it.