Gays have lots of female friends, I would have gotten way more female attention if I was gay, I am trying to reel in some of that gay female attention they get so much by having a gay haircut.

If I don't get a girlfriend with the fashion statement that is my hair right now then I'll never get one.

solid tactics

Sounds like you thought this through, but how far are you willing to go? Are you ready to suck the penis for a girl?

Wot

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