wtf pls explan

Austrian TV guy asks German tourist in Austria how he's doing. The German is extremely mad because he's stuck in a traffic jam. When the German walks away the interviewer asks him if it's not his own fault if he gets stuck in a traffic jam? The German then goes completely berserk.

Austrian=Germans

 

You are two countries because of der Juden and the (((allies)))

*punches you with his belly*

Ehm, why doesn't this guy sound German to me then? That's a fucking Bavarian, he can't even speak proper German

Uhh then his reaction sounds kinda uncalled for

this

 

he's a bavarian bydlo i can not understand 100% of his bydlo talk

then its time you took a language course at your local VHS Mehdi

my mum is a german teacher

Up until now, whenever a German tourist asked me for directions, I sent them in the completely opposite way.

Sadly the advent of navigational devices somewhat killed that fun for me.

German heavy tank of the 606 schwere panzer batallion enters Austria, 1945 (colorized)

Do you feel at least somehow connected to Bavarians and wouldn't do the same to them? Since you are speaking the same dialect and all

Nod really.

Germ tourists are somehow often a special kind of breed that openly show their arrogant ignorance and then proceed to get mauled to death by a domesticated cow or as lately, need to be rescued by helicopter from the mountains due to the teachers leading a group of 99 Germlings up a too difficult mountain path.