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United StatesBernd2022-06-12 23:01:20 · 4yNo. 169125reply
Had to go to different store from the one I normally work in and there was a pretty cute ginger girl working in the same department. She wasn't stunning, kind of plain with dorky glasses, but cute and in my league.
 
So I think, hey what do I have to lose I'll chat this girl up. So when I first ask her a question, she speaking kind of weird and stutters. But I think, hey maybe she just has a stutter. She was quiet but I chalked that up to maybe being bad at speaking and becoming shy because of how people react to her stuttering.
 
But when I tried to talk more to her it was clear something was off. Her sentences were odd and her speech was not very conducive to conversation. So I start to wonder "Is this girl retarded?". She seemed semi-comptent at the job she was doing, so I decide to investigate more through observation. But she was just off. She'd say the name of the thing she was putting up randomly, just didn't interact normal, but the true tell was her holding her arms like a T-rex every now and then.
 
Damn, isn't that just Bernd's luck? Meet a cute attainable girl and she turns out to be a retard.
RussiaBernd2022-06-12 23:07:24 · 4yNo. 169135reply
 
>holding her arms like a T-rex every now and then
 
Like that?
SloveniaBernd2022-06-12 23:07:53 · 4yNo. 169136reply
it means she has 'tism
perfect for bernd
ChileBernd2022-06-12 23:09:10 · 4yNo. 169138reply
maybe she acted like this to get you to leave fast, maybe you made her feel uncomfortable
If I were a girl with high self-esteem, I wouldn't want some weirdo coming to talk to me.
Think about it, imagine that you are doing your things and an ugly bastard arrives to try to flirt with you, just because you are ugly you would not go along with someone uglier.
Sorry bernd
DenmarkBernd2022-06-12 23:10:39 · 4yNo. 169139reply
That's rude, Bernd.
Take it back now.
United StatesBernd2022-06-12 23:11:37 · 4yNo. 169141reply
Yeah but it's too much tism. She was really on the line between functional aspie and ward of the state burger.
 
Nah, fuck off you retard, she's rertarded. I wasn't making excessive conversation or anything outside of regular American small talk. I'm also okay looking, better looking autistic women have tried to fuck me in the past.
United StatesBernd2022-06-12 23:15:32 · 4yNo. 169143reply
No like this with her hands open and down.
RussiaBernd2022-06-12 23:45:13 · 4yNo. 169175reply
 
It's not a t-rex pose, it's a cutey cat pose. She just tried to look cute. She tried to flirt with you in a subtle manner, but you didn't get it. Plot twist - it's you who is an autistic retard. But since you cannot possibly accept that, you went with an old bernd trope "ayy, she's not for me, it's not my fault, the grapes are green" etc etc
United StatesBernd2022-06-13 00:14:51 · 4yNo. 169189reply
You just can't be interested when you're genuinely unsure if somebody is menial disabled or not.
PeruBernd2022-06-13 00:16:54 · 4yNo. 169190reply
loli physics cant to be applied to the real world my friend but i agree with you that op is complaining too much about it
United StatesBernd2022-06-13 00:25:50 · 4yNo. 169191reply
It's just a funny story. Meeting a cute girl and not knowing if she's retarded or not. I'm not complaining really, I just thought it'd be worth a thread.
SloveniaBernd2022-06-13 00:48:12 · 4yNo. 169200reply
I've met gorls though whose brains were rotten by japanese media enough that they tried such mannerisms irl
United KingdomBernd2022-06-13 02:05:19 · 4yNo. 169224reply
share them with me please
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