Hand massage sounds kinda boring tbh.

I tought the same, but not so long ago a qt girl gave me a hand massage while we were talking and i felt my like they were being reborn/renewed. I think it might have to do if you work alot with your hand if you do a hand massage will be a blessing. But yeah nothing beats a dick massage

That's the happy feelings of a girl touching you

That's a great place to get monkepox

kek and aids

may be bernd may be

I'm not gay and it's led by a woman afaik

Thats what would a gay say. jk

It is until the day you arrive and the women staff go "ew, it's bernd" and instead they send out Adi the big black poofter who works security to "massage" your face with his hands that were up a man's bum 2 hours prior.

If the massage is good, I couldn't care less.

based

Do a boxing session instead.

No, I want to relax.