No lol

On the way to get sick leave.

Why not? You get money and shiet.

Yes but I don't work so it's ok

I'm watching YouTube instead of working, zoomer style

i'm sleeping or shitposting lmfao

Yes.

Monday was a holiday but alas, it went by to quickly as always.

 

Sickgarch.

There won't be any holiday in the next few weeks, huh? And I won't go on any vacation in the summer, so Turbo work mode is activated.

Actually there is, I think next weeks Thursday is some holy holiday again and I'll take Friday as Fenstertag.

But after that it starts to get bleak again with mid-August having the next work-free holiday...

 

I plan on visiting Latvia or Milan this summer, heard about a flourishing prostitution scene in the first and know about a prosperous tranny scene in the latter.

Still have a lot of holiday days saved up from last years turbo work mode.

Why do Austrians have so many holidays?

I have never heard this word. Interdasting. We call such a day "Brückentag".

we're preparing for the Jubilee so work is somewhat fun this week

Because we are very faithful, I believe in less wörk and more free time :3

Absolutely G*rman, when I had a German office neighbor he also used that word instead of integrating himself into Austrian culture as he's supposed to.

He also had high work motivation and was busy constantly, very offensive behaviour for our relaxed work environment.

The audacity!

Basiert.

We need to Anschluss you again, if this continues. Work for the Volksgemeinschaft!

Never ever, Imma gonna flee to Southeast Asia and slack-off indefinitely with cute irregular girls!

*irregular girls (Male)

Fixed

why yes I'm wagecucking against

Most likely indeed.

But I'm okay with either as long as they obediently wear legwear of any kind for me, I'm a generous sexpat.

Mahlzeit, Bernds. Gonna have myself an Indian butter chicken for lunch.

I have to go to work soon in the afternoon but I only work like 15 hours a week because I am a lazy man

 

What are you going to do for it?

Officially I'm working 38,5h a week, but in reality it's probably closer to your number.

Me: 37.5h

Additional info: paid lunch breka 0.5h/day which counts towards total workenings tiem is legally required on the clobenia

Klobenis.

I have 30min as well, but it's too short. Nobody minds me doing 1h break.

boss called me several times about "not fulfilning contragtual obligationings" (which I assume is occasional past 30mins breka)

Hourgarchs.

Here we still foster those pesky 40 hour work weeks without any time for the lunchbreak bring considered part of it.

But I work maybe 20 hours when I'm not dicking around on the net.

Bernd style. Farming cash while lurking KC.

So to say you may call me a paid shill for my own interests, yes :3

Yes. Boring as usual, bringing some bits of value just to learn few months later nobody's gonna use it. Can't wait for the day when EU finally implements four workday week.

i am unemployed

t. 32yo

based

very yes, i am at work and will be here for next 23 hours

very yes, i am at work and will be here for next 23 hours

Why

I do not do such things as work

Based

What is based about it? He should support the Swedish economy.

economy = fake

let it die

If the economy dies, NEETs would die in a day.

I am willing to be sacrificed

24 hours shift, im electrician

He should only support himself.

while you worked i studied the blade and bought farming manuals

So now you will hire as cheap harvesting labor in Austria?

Come to Austria and pick our asparagus!

My coworkers and I have agreed to boycott work since a week ago or so because they didn't pay us the last month's wage

 

Not my problem, I am enjoying my free time and have been teaching myself deep learning

 

I think I'll hang around in this fucked up company for as long as I can to rack up the number on my resume (I have had zero work experience beside this job which is my first)

 

In the end, my father was right, I should have studied medicine. What was I thinking when I studied electronics in a failed state with no industry?

I wouldn't worry too fast. The world is changing, if before it was easy to say nothing will be different in 10years time, now it's entirely possible that fortunes change on that time scale.

Tell me about deep learning.

lol would be ebin

 

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I made a grave mistake not studying German instead of "FRAN(AIS "language"

I've got nothing to do too so I'm learning the arabic script.

 

so you are not a proxy after all?

Just stack 2D convolutional layers back to back to each other, maybe drop a Maxpool or Dropout once in a while and hope that it works

I don't understand a single word of what you just posted

The so-called "deep learning experts" don't understand why their creations work either lol

 

It's a neural network, you give a number of inputs to it(for example pixels of a picture), and it will multiply and add it to some magical numbers and passes it to the next layer. In the end if the resulting number after passing all of the layers is between 5 and 6, for example, the network decides that it's a picture of a cat

I guess French could be nice in bed when I'm allowed to counter in German slurs for rp sake and I also liked that Merowinger guys French cursing, it really sounds like wiping your ass with silk.

dont lie you have been in the farm all your life kek

nah you good man