Noice! We don't have a field her or i don't know where.

nice, I wish I had my own property

 

should I learn spanish and say goodbye to germany?

if you are white blonde with blue eyes you can have a harem in Latin America

i am but i'd probably get myself stabbed or shot lmao

kidnappings are popular in south America.

that is true

It's not my property, it belongs to my parents, but the garden is a lot of work for them, and I spend some of my free time maintaining it when I visit them. Fortunately, in summer I can dedicate more time to it. Now I'm waiting for some avocados to ripen.

You are welcome, but personally I do not recommend it. It's a very bad moment for Spain, the shit will fall on our heads imminently.

oligarch

I don't even know what that means

t. dumbest and poorest man in the first world

it's latin for hacienda

In Spain it's common to have a house in the countryside if your family comes from a rural area. The land is inherited from grandparents.

Although I admit that it will be my shelter when the happening arrives.