Sames, but I mean real sex.

I don't.

Just trust your instincts. Trust and thrust.

Who do I trust? Where do I thrust?

You trust your instincts and you thrust into that stinky hole.

I think you feel around for a hole with your penis and then insert

t. virgin

I wonder how one acquires such a hole though...

you just grab one

The problem is you can't find single holes, the holes always belong to a far greater and more complex body and eventually a person who has a will of its own.

just grab the person

Bud benis in bagina. XDDDDDD

Easier said than done.

let the vagina come to you

I quit being depressed and started to become more social, got friends and even had two females clearly wanting my D but I always pussied out because I was too afraid because I don't know how to fuck.

 

I might just pay a hooker to break the wall in my mind and be able to move on in life.

it's what i always post, i picked up the guitar

 

music connects, idk if you saw the thread but things like random turks inviting me to their home just happens and boom connections are made

 

 

Not gonna make it to Heaven.

 

 

So that's how you lose your virginity on Allemania...

russian kein pls, you don't understand our sufferings .-.

 

I'm a 30+ y.o. wizard.

based

Same way you play mini golf

You're a Chad who fucks Japanese grills constantly, what are you talking about?

When I haven't had a girlfriend for a long time, I usually pay for the services of a luxury prostitute.

I recommend you do the same.

Bernds like me don't have the confidence to do that.

Perhaps you are young and fate still has some opportunities for you.

But if you are +30 and still in the same situation, I recommend you follow my advice. You will save time and money.

It's not like a dark world with drugs, guns and pimps. Luxury prostitutes make you believe that they are your girlfriends... for a few hours.

Are you a Spanish oligarch? Because this sounds very expensive.

KEK no, I just have a monthly salary, and I don't have children to support, so I can afford to indulge sometimes. The price of the service is usually 100-150 € for 1 hour.

Trust me, you don't need to spend more time.

I have never had sex

y u lie

yes, 2 times. The first one was with a random girl that started to talk to me when i been going to my home, she toke my dic_k in the middle of a public road so i cant did anything in that moment, then she invite to me to had sex in a motel, i said yes, and then we had sex. The problem was that she was in her menstruete month and she shower my dic_k completly in her blood, holy sh1t. The second one was in a party, with alcohol i got a random girl again, but this time it was not disgusting like the first one

you need to buy the expansion

No

the last time i had sex was in september 2021 and it was the first and only time, It was with a prostitute

Such is the life of a Chilean Chad...

last time I had sex was in january 2013

t. kein

I don't know, I think a penis is involved and uh also uh cabbage maybe?

Cousin tomboy rape me.

if you ask, you may be an asexua' forced into pretending to enjoy the process of mating

 

 

stay stronK XDDDD just kidding

 

 

You want to fug some bored gals or you need RELATIONSHIP?

 

 

THE LATTER IS MORE DIFFICULT -- in XXI century, even corporate loyality went through; check out How Money Works jootube channel

I am virgin

Me too ;_;

I just realised I haven't COOMED for at least 4 days now

based

 

tbh I was afraid hispachan might have been full of chads

HAHA no

shit Bernd... we're all going to die

That's what I crave so much

zoophilia is bad, having sex with monkeys is very wrong.

do you live in siberia? go on vacation to Latin America and all the 10/10 girls will want to sleep with you just for being white and foreign

Incels don't want help, they need self-pity to stay alive.

 

t. incel

That's sad, in our shit hole the one who doesn't fuck has some mental problem, literally sexual activity in most young people starts at 12 years old (or before)

There is also sex tourism, most Germans, French, Americans and Canadians come to Latin America to have sex (mostly with minors from Colombia and Brazil)

 

for real? I've never heard of that before

I only heard of Germans traveling to Asia to have sex.

yeah exactly

It is common, there is a very large community of Germans throughout South America, they make contacts with Europe

In short, what happens in South America stays in South America.

säme

no, in the albs

I'm bronze

Goddess of fertility 🥵

I put my penis into vagina

here everything that is not brown is white

don't you locals dislike us then?

You just short-circuited the hispanics Bernds.

I am a White European and there's nothing you can do about it.

When you are in your final days will you think the race is the most important thing in life?. Life is bigger than that, no one should be judged by their race but by their knowledge.

I can paint your face with black shoe polish.

i'm whiter than you and my father is a native american :0

you're white

 

but can you see your veins?

Yes.

for some reason my brain processed your pic like the belly of a mature bear kek

lmao

I only see brown people on this board

better than being black

I think you should keep an eye on that mole, if it starts to grow better go to the doctor

I hope I die asap hahahha ^^

I hope you live a painfully long life.

why ? :(((((((((

I'm evil.

maybe you should stop

Dude, gypsies are common in the Balkans. They're full on pajeets.

Of course, you're brazilian