Gute Nacht, sleep well

Gluten morgen

good morning fellow bernds

Good morning

Good morning, today I will get drunk and bath sauna

Good night, amigo.

Do you have your own sauna

No, I'm a prisoner in Helsinki who have to use shared saunas. But some day I will when I get my own house and move to the countryside

Uh oh monkepox alert!

guten morgen, one more day at the office with bernds in the background

At least you don't have diversity seminar

have you one more again?

kek

Yes, today's topic is sexism

We don't have gay sex with monkeys. Sauna is not a sexual place.

 

Haha oh wow, another seminar? I thought those would be max 1 day. What a scam. I think I'll have a beer for you now.

 

Two days à 8 hours

Good morning, Bernds.

Bon appetit, Bernd

Huh?

Bom dia, flor do dia.

Good morning.

 

I slept until now and didn't go to work.

I'm not depressed or so and I like life in general but I could be happier. I had a really nice dream about how I was 16 again and a cute girl nexto me in the orchestra (you always share a music stand as 2 people) became my gf.

When it was 8AM I decided to just continue sleeping because even though I knew it is unreal, I have never really felt such happiness.

 

Now I don't know what to tell my Boss.

Tell the truth. You were having the happiest dream of your life.

Guten Morgen fren, have a nice day bernd

Do you lke coffee in the morning?

but i just did tell that? can you read?

Tell him the truth, you were feeling sick

You were love sick, but still...

Tell your boss the truth, I mean.

ah, stupid me, still not awake 100%

 

no way i can say that tbh

 

I think I'll just not show up and lie on monday. Who cares. I'll be leaving in 2 months anyway.

Not the same Bernd, but no, I don't drink coffee, because it keeps me from sleeping at night.

I get it. Insomnia sucks, I know.

Sometimes I get anxiety too from drinking coffee, but it's so good.

I know that in some South American countries people like to drink mate tea. Do you drink it in Bolivia as well? Also what kind of coffee are you drinking?

Yes indeed, people drink a lot of mate here, specially in cities like Santa Cruz.

People in Argentina drink it more, it's called hierba mate.

I'm drinking a brazilian coffee, Nescafé is the brand's name, it has 200 gr, I bought it for 27 bolivianos that's like 3.92 dollars, it's tasty.

shiiet, Nestle really is available around the globe

Nestle owns half of the world

Fucking Nestle kek

In Germany there are quite a few people who boycott Nestle products, because they think Nestle is the devil himself

hi

I think I should probably join them.

Fuck Nestle.

Tell your boss that you get a virus and now you have diarrhea

I love you fren. Have a nice day

Thanks, but my day was not nice until now, because of diversity seminar at work

Buenos días frens

Buenos días bernd, que tengas un lindo día.

I know you meant it nice, but don't speak Spanish on /int/ please, so all Bernds understand what you're saying. :3

No problem fren, I understand

I wrote "Good morning bernd , have a nice day"

Gracias negrito, tu también // Thank you bernd, you too.

god morgon

But it's no morning in Sweden?

well I woke up!!!

They're not wrong. I also boycott them. Including half of the second picture here