I'd laugh and then help.

I would feel uncomfortable and then I would help, if he starts to sperg out or something I would leave.

I'm a fat fuck myself, and scenarios like this are my nightmare.

I would help him.

 

Falling over as a fat guy can really fuck you up. Your bones and joints can break so easily just because of the mass. So even if it's funny as fuck to see it happen, fat fucks can actually be pretty seriously injured because of it.

quick go fetch a pulley

This is proof that all of Bernd are homies

BONK

Damn.

Luckily enough necks work as shock absorption.

Otherwise that would had been +1 case of scrambled brain matter inside a skull coming right up.

Heartwarming )))