Piano is for faggots. Learn guitar.

true heteros play bAss

 

Guitar is for plebians, learn the aulos

 

what the fuck, can you snort coke with this on stage?

 

oh yeah baby

No guitar right now, so I'll travel 8km to visit a granny in hopes of teaching me piano and get her contacts for when I live in the greater Toronto area.

Piano is for faggots. Learn Xylophone.

Me literally on the right

Xylophone is a good choice too. A quality xylophone would be ruined if I went treeplanting with it or unfortunately it would become someone elses xylophone the moment my eyes left it.

t.borrowing my cool boss's casio keyboard