I don't even want to breed, I guess, if I really fell in love with a girl and we liked each other enough, sure, I'd be open to children, but I just want to have sex, I feel I can't call myself a man until I have lost my virginity.

still waiting for that thick goth girl to magically appear too, Bernd

You are not a virgin. You have fucked your fist countless times. Simple as. You already are a real man Bernd. Stay strong, be positive and good things will come to you.

 

t. knower of positivity things

I don't want to have sex, and I can't.

Why would you say such a thing? ;_;

do you lift? do you have an job? are you on tinder?

Isn't Tinder a bit scary ? You can end up on Twitter for nothing or match people that you know in real life. I find it cringe

the path to gf is paved with cringe

No

Yes

No

I can have sex any time I want

r u an pidor...?

Me too. But just with hand ;_;

I thought I was lonely but I realized I was just very horny and frustrated with myself for not being able to have a satisfying sexual release.

If you buy an onahole you can practice masturbating for multiple hours and having very powerful orgasms that leave you relieved for several days. I used to masturbate daily and now I just masturbate once or twice a month and I'm good.

Why are you a disable?

Maybe mentally disabled. Was born that way.

No, but my cat is

Sad!

I bought me one too but then I was too lazy to lube it up all the time and my dick doesnt even fit in it well so its just sitting around somewhere

 

This is the most German sense of beauty I have seen.

 

Unexceptional physical features but immaculately dressed and groomed in the most middle of the road fashion possible.

But you are beholding Sanna Marin, the sociopathic princess of finlandia

 

 

I mean are you proving me wrong?

 

pic is our sociopathic prime minister (she used to be cute elf girl)

Icelandic imageboard users are usually retarded.

7.6/10

5.4/10

May I deepthroat her?

 

I will ask for you next time I run into her

she got bored of leftism and became fascist now

You have so few people that you randomly encounter your politicians outside?

I could never imagine seeing Merkel lol

 

Yes, the core of Reykjavík where these people work and live is not that big so if you live in that area you will run into them regularly. They have private drivers and such but they also like living normal lives to have coffee outside, I am sure they get bothered some times but this place is the size Ulm so it is not as serious as it is with Muttis security.

Hot tbh.

I have shaken hands with two Icelandic presidential candidates, had beer with politicians from three different parties and seen university professors naked under the shower.

...and I was just an exchange student there for a while.

Disgusting. I would demand Poseidon to sink this so called country beneath his waves.