call them back and tell them "Hey sorry bobby, our annual cock and ball session is over, i finally found a girlfriend and i dont need you, sorry and stop calling my mom".

I get whatsapps from atractive asian women asking me if this is James and that they didnt get my number... It's happened to me twice in a year and a half... -_- not sure if real person or some kind of trap...

probably a trap but try to fucken troll the shit out of them bern

I'm usualy too nice, so I politely tell them they're mistaken. But I always have my doubts when it's strangers on the internets...

Someone keeps trying to call me too. The fuck do they want? I ain't answering

Maybe you won the lottery.

My grandpa has this landline that sometimes gets scam calls, he always answers with "Yes, it's THE GUARDIAN xD"

I always get excited when I get a call.

I have a heartattack and then get paranoid for an hour

Just do a stupid voice, it helps with stagefright + how do they know you don't talk like that all the time... ^^

free gf right?

Yeah till she hangs up after 40 seconds! xD

I always pick up the phone and when it is someone I don't know or a nigerian prince I insult them.

it's a known scam ("pig fattening" or something)

they hope to get you to start chatting and then they introduce you to some shady crypto exchange that just locks your funds in after a while

it's very long term effort & they actually get cute girls and pay them to chat

the reason they're doing this abroad now is bc this scam is already too well known in china and they had to expand lmao

It’s just that, I don’t get much calls from anybody. It feels nice when someone wants to talk to me, even if it was wrong number or an unknown call.

post your numba i'll call you

How much does it charge to call from international?

you'd actually post your number? xD

 

if you want i can tell you all about KC history I know, call should be free if we use whatsapp

ерэн тав арван гурав хорин тав тавин тав

did you get something? i added the +973

My friend. Mongol’s area code starts with +976.

uhh yeah of course, i did a typo here

so you dodn't receive anything? weird

I have a confession to make...the last digit is wrong. It was an accident.

nice, perhaps i got the numbber of a hot mongolian chick now

No, the start of the number was my piece. So there can’t be anyone with a phone number like that.

Well, if you change your mind let me know some other day.

Sure. There are only 9 digits in the last one. Whose to say you can put all of them. You’d either get the right one, or you’d be sending things to nothing but an endless dialogue. There is a 1/10 of chances you’ll get it.

Thank you, mister

I'll remember that...

I like talking to the spam calls from India. It's a bit saddening they don't ring no more.

damn

I haven't been called in so long I've fogotten my ringtone