Um, for that I need one in the first place.

You see my girlfriend was once my classmate. So we know each other. Why don’t you just go to the cafe more often.

perhaps he is ugly and antisocial

yes, once

 

it was the worst year of my life

There is always someone for somebody, you just haven’t met yours yet.

Not so much, I guess my looks are average

Yes, this very much.

my gf is right here

 

just half an hour ago I used it to threaten a drunk schizo with a kitchen knife at the station

 

why is alcohol legal again and my herbs aren't?

...what?

some drunktard was mumbling insults and he had a kitchen knife in his left hand

 

he walked near a woman waiting for the bus and striked at her with his knife, if she didn't dodge last second she'd have her face in two pieces (this is what the woman told me afterwards)

 

well that moment i just walked around that very corner because my bus arrived and I was playing guitar on the other side of the wall and when he looked at me I just instinctly put my guitar in the air to show that I'm about to hit his head, luckily he decided to walk away

 

I don't want to die and this isn't a manga so I let him go and fucked off right into my bus home.

 

the woman called the police and soon later from my bus I saw an ambulance truck driving towards the station, i hope he didn't attack someone

Currently I'm very close to getting one.

I'm very unsure if I can really gf her, but she.seems to be very interested in continuing with me.

Pls help Bernd, what to do.

Dude! Why didn't you that help that woman? maybe she could've been your girlfriend?

Just like in those movies and animes.

Well all I can say is, be a good listener, and a cuddler.

We should change the name to keinBerndgroup.

To be honest that's exactly how I got her interested.

1. Talked to her at uni/job/party of a mutual friend.

2. Dating app.

I never even tried

Why?

Self doubt

I think that it should be possible for men to be happy without a gf. But how?

why is that difficult?

I don't know why.

at school, we were freiend since kindergarden but then I got hooked into porn and dumped her, after that never had a gf again cuz dunno.

I heard people say having a relationship in school isn't serious. Was it serious for you?

At school teachers make sure there is no relationship.

yes both my mother and her mother where really good frens, both families were almost like one together, I really don't think I will ever have another gf again because she was unique, everything about her was unique, I am not even over reacting, physically and mentally she was unique.

Very good system

damn ;_;

Lel

yes :3

I called her a couple days after summer camp ended and we went on a date together :3

 

Yup, once so far.

 

If so, how did you acquire one?

 

We were good friends for a while and at some point she confessed to me.

Then we went on a date and later at my place Bernd lost his v-card. :3

 

Yup, once so far.

 

 

We were good friends for a while and at some point she confessed to me.

Then we went on a date and later at my place Bernd lost his v-card. :3

I had one gf when i was around 6yo. it started after i had kissed her on the cheek. since then we kissed every morning at school

I don't get it, are you referring to yourself and what is a v-card?

 

 

Is this Bernds' way of telling us that he was abused by his elementary school teacher?

 

If so, was she at least hot?

 

 

lel

 

 

Referring to yourself as Bernd in third-person is just KC language, at least it was when I lurked on the original board years ago lel

 

 

 

Virginity, I'm quoting one of the best video games ever made imho

 

YouTube: xXY_HquTovI?t=240

Yes, but not when you say just two words prior "my place", why didn't you say "Bernds place", either stick with I and my or Bernd.

And here we observe another inadequacy of English.

Unequipped with the reflexive pronoun, it is not possible to express this kind of sentences:

 

 

Or "his place" , alright ya got me, I now see the error of my ways.

haha good joge

unfortunately she is a real 3dpd

Yes. I met her at mental hospital. I dumped her later becaue she was too mental. Many years later we were facebook friends for a while, she removed me propably thinking I had some romantic motives but actually I was just being a lonely schizo like usual.

I have a wife and a kid

I had 3 msn gfs as a kid

other than that no

Some. Never made it into long term relationship, though.