With irl languages it all depends which language group you belong to and which languages you want to learn or prioritize.
English isn't some objectively retarded language in each and every context. There are languages that are very closely related to it, and with those languages knowing English helps a lot.
This entire discussion is imo kinda a red herring anyway, as even if there is some small benefit of starting with more logically consistent spoken languages, it still isn't some major roadblock to just learn the exceptions and quirks of different languages.
I have no formal education whatsoever(middle school drop out equivalent), and while my English typing/speaking capabilities are far, far from anywhere close resembling perfect, i still managed to learn it to this extent by just being on the internet 16 hours/day, despite Finnish and English being pretty much the linguistic opposites.
If a literal retard like me can get this far, most people will do just fine.