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Bernd 2022-01-28 09:13:33 ⋅ 2y No. 133599

GUYS! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND NOW! What should I do? How should I treat her? Should I give her lots of presents? Should I marry her right away? Should I propose tomorrow? Should we get our parent's approval before we start our wedding?

Bernd 2022-01-28 09:15:35 ⋅ 2y No. 133600

You should beat her.

Bernd 2022-01-28 09:17:10 ⋅ 2y No. 133601

>>133600 Good idea! Beating her at a tennis ball contest is a perfect way to show my superiority.

Bernd 2022-01-28 09:19:05 ⋅ 2y No. 133602

>>133601 haha so, did you ACTUHALLYLY get ans gf? is it easy to achieve bf status in mongolia?

Bernd 2022-01-28 09:19:55 ⋅ 2y No. 133603

>>133602. I don't know what you mean...But I'm excited.

Bernd 2022-01-28 09:50:12 ⋅ 2y No. 133605

Beat her to show her how she is valuable for you

Bernd 2022-01-28 09:51:37 ⋅ 2y No. 133606

BTW does she have strong thighs?

Bernd 2022-01-28 09:57:36 ⋅ 2y No. 133609

Make sure to fuck her right.

Bernd 2022-01-28 09:58:17 ⋅ 2y No. 133610

>How should I treat her? Well... good? >Should I give her lots of presents? No. Only when she did good. And in general, be pleasant, but don't "reward" her undeserved. She needs to work for affection because she won't appreciate it. In general people don't appreciate free things, only those that cost. Rare are those who do otherwise. >Should I marry her right away? This could be good idea, could be bad. For you too. Who knows the consequences. >Should I propose tomorrow? Generally no. You should know her first. >Should we get our parent's approval before we start our wedding? I dunno. Is it customary there? Here parents opinion doesn't matter unless they agree.

Bernd 2022-01-28 10:03:02 ⋅ 2y No. 133611

>>133599 >GUYS! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND NOW! Congratulations! >What should I do? Stop panicking. Statistics show that more than half world's male population did find themselves in this situation. Some more than once. It's not the end of the world - or your life. >How should I treat her? Friendly but respectfully. Don't forget kisses. >Should I give her lots of presents? Give her a reasonable amount of presents. Remember - it's not the present that matters, but your feelings towards her behind the present. An interesting thing to try would be buying something without a clear plan - just spontaneous presents when you feel like making a present, instead of just buying something to your anniversary or her birthday. She should never expect something from you to a certain date - it takes surprise and excitement out of act of gifting. But of course you should acknowledge anniversaries, birthdays and other important days - make them special, like having a special evening together - having a fancy date at a restaurant, or walking with her to ballet or philharmonic concert etc. >Should I marry her right away? No. Not right away. Try to live with her as roommates for at least half a year, to see if you're compatible in everyday life. (В быту.) >Should I propose tomorrow? See the precious point. >Should we get our parent's approval before we start our wedding? Yes, that's important.

Bernd 2022-01-28 10:49:15 ⋅ 2y No. 133617

>>133611 >>133610 I don’t know which one to follow...

Bernd 2022-01-28 11:00:29 ⋅ 2y No. 133618

>>133617 Throw a coin.

Bernd 2022-01-28 11:04:03 ⋅ 2y No. 133619

>>133618 Who should be head or tail?

Bernd 2022-01-28 11:25:59 ⋅ 2y No. 133620

>>133619 My post reaches the problem at hand from the rational standpoint, so it should be head, while the Hungarian bernd's post takes more of an intuitive approach, so it should be tail.

Bernd 2022-01-28 11:28:11 ⋅ 2y No. 133621

>>133620 I got head!

Bernd 2022-01-28 11:36:02 ⋅ 2y No. 133622

>>133621 Sometimes I just get lucky.

Bernd 2022-01-28 17:45:10 ⋅ 2y No. 133710

>>133599 >GUYS! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND NOW! >What should I do? Just keep doing what you did to get to where you are.

Bernd 2022-01-28 18:10:44 ⋅ 2y No. 133719

>>133599 time for fuggening's :DDD

Bernd 2022-01-28 18:14:35 ⋅ 2y No. 133720

I will never have a girlfriend again

Bernd 2022-01-28 18:15:39 ⋅ 2y No. 133723

->kb

Bernd 2022-01-30 18:31:44 ⋅ 2y No. 134031

>>133619 You must know horses, head is in the front, tail is in the back. My post was first that should he head, while Rusbernd's post came after so it should be tail.