lmao @ uk being poor

It is a blue. Banana. Have you ever seen a blue banana? It's green or yellow or that blackish thing, but never blue. Ofc it is special.

 

I'm afraid "blue banana" might be just an euphemism for a dildo.

Well then I'm sure there's a grill somewhere whose blue banana is very special to her.

I wonder why the "Blue Banana" avoids France so much?

It's not like France is some recently emerged backwater which has no pre-industrial history.

France is rural bumfuckistan+Paris.

Blue banana is literally just the Rhine.

Including Milan is as much of a stretch as including Lyon on French side.