So I got my license back after passing a written exam. I need to find someone to lend me their car to do a graduated test so I can have my restricted license and a year from now I'll have my full class 5 license.

I found some hidden funds at a bank my mum registered in her old name. I nearly got away with a new bank card before the manager called me back and froze the account after I answered some security questions wrong. With no death certificate, and having my new name unattached to the bank account, I can't access the funds. So I lied my way through the interview with the manager and lol'd when one of the nearby cubicles said it sounded like a tv show. I doubt I'll get the funds given I don't have any identification necessary to release the funds.

And finally I need to badger my lazy Italian landlord to give me a written letter so I can renew my health card, because I never signed a lease, I'm not employed or have any other proof of my existence in this scummy city.

Happy new year, Bernd. Everything is going good.